Posit: All viral content headlines are simply lies.
You WILL believe what happened next.
Six things about X that you ACTUALLY DON’T need to know.
This will NOT change your life.
Something someone said that will NOT leave you speechless.
A person did this thing and it’s NOT weirdly mesmerizing.
The happiest people in the world do NOT actually do this.
However, that playful kitten really is quite cute.
(@GrantMVP) May 28, 2014
Alex J. Martin (@amartinmedia) May 28, 2014